ON SPEAKER SELECTION CRITERIA: SOMETHING ROTTEN IN DENMARK
by Fabian Pascal

 

 

 

In No Supply without Demand: Reply to Neil Burnett, an articlein my Against the Grain series I wrote as follows:

 

"Over a period of 15 years or so I have persisted in my efforts to convince trade magazines, book publishers, conference organizers, user groups, even academic departments, to dedicate some space and time to data fundamentals: concepts, principles, methods, etc. But I've become a lonely voice, because practitioners have bought lock stock and barrel into the "how-to" that Burnett is referring to, and have no interest in "all that theoretical stuff." As a concrete example, I recently proposed a new book that would compare relational, SQL, object and XML DBMSs on their underlying data models (if any) and it was rejected by three major publishers. Without demand from practitioners, my arguments can be easily marginalized as "purist", "religious", "theoretical", and even my editor here joins the bandwagon by referring to me as "irascible". ! [Ed. Note: 'Taliban of databases' is the one I like best. Tim DiChiara says 'of course I meant irascible in only the most positive sense'; maybe, but that's not how it'll be interpreted"].

 

I've already provided evidence for this problem (e.g. my exchange with an organizer of the Business Rules Forum). The following exchange with the organizers of the PASS Community Summit (PASS stands for the Professional Association of SQL Server users) is another case in point. I will leave it to the reader to judge to what extent their selection outcome is consistent with their own declared criteria. PASS is no different than any other user/vendor organization (often sponsorships make it very difficult to know which is which; see PS below).

 
 

From: Fabian Pascal
To: Kevin Cline, PASS

 

If you recall, I reminded you in February of our conversation at the last conference, when I drew your attention to the fact that it is difficult for non-vendors to justify traveling at their expense to give short free presentations. This tends to result in a majority of presentations having mostly commercial/vendor underpinnings, whether explicit or implicit, to the exclusion of fundamentals, which produces poorly educated and uninformed practitioners.

 

At the time I suggested that if I were allocated a compensated seminar/workshop and/or expense reimbursement, I would be glad to throw in one or two free presentations. I also drew your attention to the fact that people tend to buy books after they attend an author's presentation, and suggested to schedule authors to speak early in the conference, rather than in the last day. You promised to follow up on these two issues.

 

Since my presentations were very well attended and many expressed interest in seminars by me, and quite a few copies of my book were sold following them even though it was the last presentations on the last day, I am touching base with you to check on the status of these two issues.
 

From: Kevin Cline
To: Fabian Pascal
Cc: Kurt Windisch, PASS

 

Nice to hear from you. Yes, of course I remember that discussion. In fact, I'd forwarded the issues of author scheduling and your interest in compensated seminars with our conference & program teams. (Kurt Windisch leads this part of the organization.) It's early to decide our topics now, but I'd be happy to discuss this. To address your second concern first, we are making a more concerted effort to schedule authors early and to provide additional highlights for their sessions as well.

 

On your first concern, I'm not directly involved with this aspect of the PASS organization, so I'm speaking out of turn here on Kurt's behalf. However, my understanding of the pre-conference seminar selection process is that it is centered directly on the hot technology topics of greatest interest to our constituency. Committees select the seminars using a variety of criteria, but the main driver is to achieve the biggest possible draw for these added-cost sessions. (Standard sessions are measured against different criteria.) Biggest draw is usually achieved by targeting key SQL Server technologies such as DTS, Replication, and Tuning. Evergreen topics, such as writing good SQL (my personal bailiwick) or database design are of keen interest to our community, but usually pull in significantly less added-cost attendees for reasons that aren't clear to me. This background information may help you decide what material you'd like to offer to PASS as an added-cost seminar.

 

Now having said all that, we'll be starting the selection process in a couple months. We'd love to hear about your seminar idea! The web site has posted the call for presentations and you additionally have Kurt’s address and mine. So feel free to submit your seminar idea and we will then get the proposal into the process!
 

From: Fabian Pascal

1st, let me remind you that a central point I tried to alert you to in our discussion was that it is precisely because these events are so product-focused, that my material is critical for the audience. There is ample evidence that I have published explaining why that is so. The "hot stuff" is exactly what must be assessed with a good understanding of fundamentals, which is sorely lacking precisely because all the focus is on product mechanics. That is why the industry is in regression, rather than progress. That is also why with 99% training you should dedicate at least 1% to education.

 

2nd, the only reason I have contacted you is because my presentations in Denver were a big draw and people expressed much interest in hearing more, including seminars. Despite the declared attention to various criteria, the results are such that it is difficult to believe some hidden considerations are not at work, even if not conscious ones.

 

As I suggested last time, there is a full 10-topic seminar description at DATABASE DEBUNKINGS. Either you or Kurt take a look at that and see which topics you deem of most interest. We can then figure out how to put them together in a seminar and whether they need any customization.

 

Kurt, I understand that you also handle the regional seminars. I am interested.

 
 

From: Kurt Windisch
 

Thanks for your interest. We will be starting the process next week of selecting the speakers we would like to invite to do pre-conference seminars in November. I will make sure the program committee has enough information to help with the selection process.

 

From: Kurt Windisch
 

I'm following up on this, Fabian. Thanks for your interest. I've just posted some info to our programming committee on pre and post-conference seminars for Seattle regarding yourself. Most of the current invitations are going to speakers that have presented at multiple conferences, but we're still working through the lists.

 

From: Fabian Pascal

Well, if you recall from our conversation, that is a big problem in the industry: there is a certain number of people who have spoken before and they are very product-specific and have little knowledge or interest in fundamentals. The end result is that there is no education and both the speakers and the audience are badly uninformed and uneducated. You only have to read my writings or attend my presentations to see the consequences of that. Persisting in inviting only speakers who spoke at PASS before perpetuates the problem.

 

Since nobody else can and does what I do, I have 15+ more years of lectures and seminars, let alone a reputation, and since the response I got at the last conference was very clear and a keen interest was expressed in hearing more, I would have to conclude that there are ulterior motives for not inviting me. That goes for regional seminars too.

Not that it would surprise me, though.

 

From: Kurt Windisch

Our criteria for inviting pre-conference speakers are based on the following:

 

·   Existing relationship with PASS as a presenter and supporter.

·   Name recognition and topic that SQL Server users would be interested in

·   Speaking experience with positive references regarding speaking style, knowledge, and professionalism

·   Ability to draw a minimum of 40 participants to make the seminar successful

 

This is informational in how we are conducting the process. I am in no way suggesting that you don't meet any of the above criteria, and we have not excluded you from an invitation at this point. On the contrary, I'm suggesting that you be considered to the program committee. I believe you have the ability to meet all of the above criteria. Your evals from the Denver conference were very good which speaks to your ability. If you have anything else you would like to add while we finalize our first list of invitations, please let me know. We will weigh your presentation with the others we are thinking of inviting.

 

From: Fabian Pascal

You are not telling me anything I don't know. The fact is that even though these criteria ought to lead to invitations, they mostly don't. Or if they do, it's for free sessions and at my expense. OTOH, many that don't exactly impress me--to put it politely--get seminars and reimbursement. I already mentioned that the first criterion has some serious negative impact.

 

I appreciate your efforts and do not doubt them, let's just see what happens. If any more information about me and my work is necessary at this point to get me invited, then I am very skeptical. But I will be only too glad to be proven wrong, which does not happen too often.

 

From: PASS
To: Fabian Pascal

 

Dear Fabian,

 

PASS would like to invite you, as an expert in the user community, to submit an abstract for a Spotlight Speaker Session at the PASS Community Summit 2002. This event - formerly known as PASS North America - will be held in Seattle, Washington, November 18-22, 2002.

 

Spotlight Speaker Sessions are new a new presentation format created to 'spotlight' top speakers like yourself; speakers who have consistently scored the highest at previous PASS events. These 90-minute presentations will be highlighted in the PASS marketing materials and there will be opportunities for your session audience to schedule one-on-one time with you after your presentation.

 

We would also encourage you to submit additional abstracts for the general 75-minute technical sessions being given throughout the event.

 

Should your Spotlight Session abstract be accepted, you will receive:

 

·   Complimentary registration to the PASS Community Summit 2002

·   Recognition as an expert speaker in PASS Community Summit 2002 materials

 

We appreciate your submitting an abstract for these presentations on the PASS web site before July 1. If you have any questions or need assistance, please contact Amanda Powers.

 

We look forward to your participation and continued support of PASS at the PASS Community Summit 2002!

 

Kurt Windisch

PASS Program Director

 

 

From: Fabian Pascal
 

Will seminar invitations come separately, or should I infer that I predicted correctly?

 

From: Kurt Windisch

You have been selected as a Spotlight speaker for Seattle due to your good presentation evaluations from Denver's conference and your role in the industry. The pre- and post-conference speaker invitations are separate and will be going out shortly, but I'm afraid you were not selected as a pre/post conference speaker for Seattle. Let me know if you have any questions.
 

 

From: Fabian Pascal

I rest my case.

 

 

Editor Comment: A few days after I completed this exchange, I received the following from PASS: "Microsoft had just three words to say when asked if Paul Flessner and his SQL Server experts would be prepared to answer SQL Server strategy questions posed by our members during the chat later this week; "Bring 'em on!" Well, you heard the challenge. Its time to play Stump the Microsoft SVP! Sign up for the next PASS chat today and let's see if we can keep the chat focused on SQL Server."

 

 

Posted 07/05/02

 

 

 

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